Pavement vs Treadmill

In this corner we have the undisputed heavy weight champion of history....PAVEMENT!! ahhhh

And in this corner, the black and sleek stronghold machine monster....TREADMILL!!! boooo

Gentlemen take your positions

I want a clean fight

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!

Ding Ding

Okay, Stan...it looks like this is going to be a quick fight. There is just no way the newcomer is going to be able to defeat the miles and miles of asphalt that Pavement has clearly laid down over the years.

Well Bill, I don't agree. Thousands of new treadmills are being added to the workplace every....OH, MAN, did ya see that?! Treadmill just whacked a huge chunk off of Pavements back country road!! That's gotta hurt!! See Stan...my point exactly.

to be continued...

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I don't know much about boxing...but that's the way I see it happening. You can keep your treadmill. I'll run on that road until the last rubble crumbles!

It felt good to get back out there. The sun, the people, the birds, the breeze....I'm sorry- nothing can simulate that.

Today I ran Westville. Backward.

I was going to run Otter, but instead my feet performed high treason and made me walk the plank. ARGGG.

Is my imagination on overdrive today???

I should write.

But the weather is soooo nice. It was the perfect day to run, and yes...I stretched!

Yard work, lots and lots of yard work!

Beautiful Girl holding square sign above her head that reads..

Round 2

Ding! Ding!

Well, we're back and Pavement is looking to be in pretty bad shape. Potholes, rain and a major lack of funding are certainly taking its toll, but what's this?

Treadmill is slowing down!! I don't believe it Stan! Is that smoke coming from his motor?

It sure looks like it Bill, but things are only getting worse for Treadmill! Some reports are coming in that an energy crisis is headed our way!

Whoa! What a turn of events, didn't see that coming! Back to you Stan.